Help ! I need an iPad !

Yes, I really really need an Ipad. Why ? What do mean why ? I need it to be happy. Don’t you need things in life to be happy ? Why do you need that fancy watch around your wrist when your mobile perfectly shows you the same time ? Why do you need to go out and eat dinner in a fancy restaurant when you can just as well eat at home ? Why do need that large SUV when a tiny Suzuki can get you around ? You need happiness in life, you need things in life to be happy and the Ipad is just that thing for Apple lovers. Why do I love Apple ? I’m not answering that. That’s like asking why do most people love a BMW when it comes to cars. I need the iPad because it colors match my Macbook Pro. I need the iPad because its so cool. I need it because...